Dildo Festival

Archive for November, 2010

Party Favor Puts On a Show



Ohmigod – you wouldn’t believe the shit this party lady gets up to after she has a few drinks at a party.  She’s flirting with all the guys, fucking a few of them in the back room, giving blow jobs in the kitchen.  She’s a total party favor and after you check her out you’ll know exactly why she gets invited to all the parties!

This one party got pretty insane and when a game of truth or dare started she was in like a dirty shirt.  It started off pretty mild at first – you know what I mean.  Kiss this man, feel up her boobs.  That kind of stuff.  But then the dares got bigger and better.  She dared one chick to get every stud in the room to suck her tits.  Well, the lady was a petite pissed but she wasn’t going to lose the game.  So, when it was her turn, she dared our petite party favor to fuck her vagina with a beer bottle in front of the entire room.  LOL – and she took the dare!  She pulled up her skirt, pulled off her panties and fucked her gash with that beer bottle until she came.  Well, most of the chickz got disgusted and left but the guys all hung around so that they could have a turn at her now juicy and primed vag!


What are u waiting for?  The most bizarre fucking is waiting for you at Twisted Objects!



Comments are off for this post

Fun At The Farm

I’ve met a lot of freaky and wild babes in my life but Malezia has to be at the top of the list. This babe is super hot and she’s got at least half a dozen fetishes that I didn’t even know existed until I met her. We were out at a farm one weekend and taking a walk through the gardens and she started getting all excited. I asked her what the hell was the matter with her and she took a look at me, grabbed a stalk of corn and tugged me off to the barn.


Before I could even ask her what the hell was going on she had pulled up her skirt, stroked aside her panties and showed me how wet her twat was. I thought she wanted to fuck but before I could get my man meat out she had shoved that cob of corn in her coocher! Well, I couldn’t do anything but stand there with my cock in my hand and wank off as she satisfied her bizarre veggie craving. Let me tell you this though – stopping off at the supermarket has a whole new meaning now!

Veggie Bang has all the hottest chickz getting insane and freaky with their veggies – click here for hours of entertainment!

Comments are off for this post

Freaky Babe Caught In The Act

I knew this woman once who had a ton of stuffed toys on her bed. I thought it was just one of those girly things – you know how some chickz hang on to their stuffed toys forever? It drives me insane, but whatever. Long as they don’t have to be on the bed while I’m fucking her. That just freaks me out.

tobistuffed.jpgAnyway, I’d been seeing her for awhile and she gave me a key to her apartment so I could come and go when I wanted. That was kind of cool. I used to go over in the evening after work when I needed some release sometimes and 1 night I really needed a good fuck. So I go over there and hear moaning from the bedroom. I think she’s fucking some other man so I go in there prepared to raise hell and find her with one of her stuffed animals legs buried in her vagina. I watched from the door way until I couldn’t stand it any more and then I jumped her and she came as soon as I sank my man meat in her vag.

She told me later that she had a thing for freaky insertions and did it freak me out? LOL – well, I fucked her again just to show her how little it freaked me out!

Want more freaky insertions? Find it now atTwisted Obects!

Comments are off for this post

Lil Puppies, Kinky Chick

to29-2.JPGI don’t know about u guys but it seems to me that the tinier a chick’s boobies are, the more likely she is to be able to stuff just about anything into her puss. I know that this theory is complete bullshit but every chick I have dated with petite jugs has always begged me to stuff her wet snatch with just about anything.

Just last night I met this hot brunette babe with petite but perfect boobies. Her nipples were as hard as diamonds and her skank was shaved clean. We start making out and then before I know it – she bring out this dildo that looks like a fucking thermos. Sure it might be shaped like some dudes hard man meat but this thing is big! I watched as she rubbed that monster between her vagina lips and was in absolute awe as she managed to fit that bastard into her pussy! After she finished with her dildo I was a petite overwhelmed but when I slid my penis into her snatch it was as tight as anything I had ever fucked. What an great small bitch!

View all the Twisted Objects sliding in and out of every hole just by CLICKING HERE!

Comments are off for this post