Dildo Festival

I’ve fucked a lot of babes in the past few years - hell, I’m sowing my insane oats!  And some were just vanilla chickz and boring as hell.  But there are some that I will never forget.  There have been some pretty freaky chickz and those are the ones I remember.

I remember this 1 girl very vividly - what the hell was her name?  Oh well, doesn’t really matter.  Anyway, she had a fetish that blew my mind.  She had a thing for veggie fucking.  Yes, she loved my cock but she really loved it when I’d come over with a bag of produce from the supermarket.  She knew then that we were in for a fun night.  Her favorite veggie was eggplant.  Really!  She loved it when I would fuck her with 1 of those babies.  Nice and thick, stretched her skank pretty good.  One night I tied her up and teased her with carrots and cucumbers for a bit.  Then I brought out the eggplant. 

I really had to force that bugger into her snatch because it was pretty thick at the end.  But once I got it in there I just sat back and watched.  She couldn’t move her hands at all even though she wanted to fuck herself with it.  Instead, she used her pussy muscles and squeezed that thing until it was moving back in forth in lil motions.  I sat there stroking my boner until I couldn’t stand it any more.  Then I went over there, stroked that veggie out in once swift movement and rammed my peen home.  With her pussy all stretched out like that I could fuck her as hard as I wanted and she loved every second of it.

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I always wondered why my girlfriend Tiffani loved to bake so much. She would spend hour after hour in the kitchen making me 1 thing or another and was always asking for requests. I figured she was just trying to keep up with my yummy tooth and simply wanted to make me happy. Well today I found out the truth and it wasn’t about keeping me happy! Don’t get me wrong, I loved why she was in the kitchen so much and could barely wait to join her. 

U see, I stopped by early 1 day and the door was open so I let myself in. She was in the kitchen again, as always, but this time all I could hear was the sound of her moaning. I quietly looked around the corner and saw Tiffani on all fours fucking her yummy puss with a wooden spoon. I stroked my penis out my pants and started to stroke it as she continued to shove everything she could find deep into her wet snatch. It wasn’t long before I entered the kitchen and plowed my rock hard cock deep inside her.

Sometimes when I’m in the mood for some pornography, I want something that is a small bit different - not just the average man meat slobbing, puss pumping stuff, you know?  I want something creative and fun, but still sexy.  And there’s so much hc out there like that.  But 1 of my favorite sites when I’m in a funky mood is Veggie Bang.  This site is wild and insane and the babes are definately a petite bit freaky.

Betty is just one of their hot models and she knows just how to put her veggies to the best use.  She’s found all sorts of veggies make amazing masturbation toys.  Like this piece of celery.  It has all these funky ridges that feel really great when she rubs them against her clit.  And when she slides it inside her juicy kunt it feels super against her g-spot. I love watching her fuck her yummy teen muff with a vegetable, whether it is celery, a cucumber, or a bumpy corn cob!  She’s all about the creativity and funky veggie fucking and you will be too once you get a load of her in action!  You’ll be ready to shoot a load yourself.

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Ohmigod - you wouldn’t believe the shit this party lady gets up to after she has a few drinks at a party.  She’s flirting with all the guys, fucking a few of them in the back room, giving blow jobs in the kitchen.  She’s a total party favor and after you check her out you’ll know exactly why she gets invited to all the parties!

This one party got pretty insane and when a game of truth or dare started she was in like a dirty shirt.  It started off pretty mild at first - you know what I mean.  Kiss this man, feel up her boobs.  That kind of stuff.  But then the dares got bigger and better.  She dared one chick to get every stud in the room to suck her tits.  Well, the lady was a petite pissed but she wasn’t going to lose the game.  So, when it was her turn, she dared our petite party favor to fuck her vagina with a beer bottle in front of the entire room.  LOL - and she took the dare!  She pulled up her skirt, pulled off her panties and fucked her gash with that beer bottle until she came.  Well, most of the chickz got disgusted and left but the guys all hung around so that they could have a turn at her now juicy and primed vag!

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I’ve met a lot of freaky and wild babes in my life but Malezia has to be at the top of the list. This babe is super hot and she’s got at least half a dozen fetishes that I didn’t even know existed until I met her. We were out at a farm one weekend and taking a walk through the gardens and she started getting all excited. I asked her what the hell was the matter with her and she took a look at me, grabbed a stalk of corn and tugged me off to the barn.

Before I could even ask her what the hell was going on she had pulled up her skirt, stroked aside her panties and showed me how wet her twat was. I thought she wanted to fuck but before I could get my man meat out she had shoved that cob of corn in her coocher! Well, I couldn’t do anything but stand there with my cock in my hand and wank off as she satisfied her bizarre veggie craving. Let me tell you this though – stopping off at the supermarket has a whole new meaning now!

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I knew this woman once who had a ton of stuffed toys on her bed. I thought it was just one of those girly things – you know how some chickz hang on to their stuffed toys forever? It drives me insane, but whatever. Long as they don’t have to be on the bed while I’m fucking her. That just freaks me out.

Anyway, I’d been seeing her for awhile and she gave me a key to her apartment so I could come and go when I wanted. That was kind of cool. I used to go over in the evening after work when I needed some release sometimes and 1 night I really needed a good fuck. So I go over there and hear moaning from the bedroom. I think she’s fucking some other man so I go in there prepared to raise hell and find her with one of her stuffed animals legs buried in her vagina. I watched from the door way until I couldn’t stand it any more and then I jumped her and she came as soon as I sank my man meat in her vag.

She told me later that she had a thing for freaky insertions and did it freak me out? LOL – well, I fucked her again just to show her how little it freaked me out!

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I don’t know about u guys but it seems to me that the tinier a chick’s boobies are, the more likely she is to be able to stuff just about anything into her puss. I know that this theory is complete bullshit but every chick I have dated with petite jugs has always begged me to stuff her wet snatch with just about anything.

Just last night I met this hot brunette babe with petite but perfect boobies. Her nipples were as hard as diamonds and her skank was shaved clean. We start making out and then before I know it – she bring out this dildo that looks like a fucking thermos. Sure it might be shaped like some dudes hard man meat but this thing is big! I watched as she rubbed that monster between her vagina lips and was in absolute awe as she managed to fit that bastard into her pussy! After she finished with her dildo I was a petite overwhelmed but when I slid my penis into her snatch it was as tight as anything I had ever fucked. What an great small bitch!

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So, my buddy hooked me up with this chick last weekend. He promised that I would like her. We hung out and had a good time but she wasn’t bangin’ hot, you know what I mean? But she really wanted me to come back to her place for a couple more drinks, so I figured what the hell.

When we went inside she was all over me. I wasn’t really sure that I wanted to do her yet but she promised me a freaky good time. So we started making out and fooling around. I have to admit she did have a amazing butt. Then, she suddenly got up and told me to wait a sec. I figured she was going to get condoms or something. But she went into the kitchen and started rooting around. I thought it was a rather weird time for a snack. She came back with condoms in one hand and some fat stalks of celery in the other. “Are u hungry?” I asked her? She said yes, but not for food. She told me she wanted me to veggie fuck her! I was speechless. But that was ok because she told me exactly what to do and soon I was fucking her with that celery – one in her bitch and one in her backside!

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U would not believe how incredibly puss obsessed some chickz are. These chickz are always looking for something new and bizarre to stuff their cunts with. They love the new textures and the new feelings and like to find things that will get them off faster and faster.

Missy is one of those girls. I’ve seen her fuck her pussy with the most bizarre and twisted objects u can imagine. The stranger it is the more it seems to turn her on. I especially like this mov where she fucks her vagina with her hair brush! I guess she really liked all the ridges on the handles because her puss was just dripping wet and she really wet to town ramming that thing in her hole. And stud, did she ever come hard! She was screaming and bucking her hips like a wild thing as she shuddered in 1 hell of an orgasm.

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