Dildo Festival

I took a trip to the grocery store last night hoping to cook up something healthy for a change but when I got back home my girlfriend Lola was waiting for me wearing nothing but a smile and as horny as hell. She told me to lose the groceries and then got down on her knees and started to suck my cock until it was as hard as a rock. Much to my surprise she then sat me down on the sofa and told me to keep jerking my peen as I was in for a show.

I did as I was told because I know Lola and she is one hell of an entertainer. Lola likes to stuff all kinds of veggies into her tight petite puss but tonight’s special was an eggplant that I had purchased earlier that evening. As she squatted over that bad boy and slid it into her bitch I shot a huge load of jizz that damn near knocked her over!

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How many times have u chuckled to yourself when you’ve seen a sexy babe buying something like bananas or cucumbers? I know I am always on the lookout for just that trying to imagine some slut in heat just slamming some fat veggie deep into her muff. Yesterday I found out that this isn’t just something for my imagination.  

I went over to my neighbor’s place to dl if my buddy wanted to see the football game on my large screen TV. I got the surprise of a lifetime as his wife, Arianna, was on the sofa in the living room fingering her hot box and playing with her tubby jugs for all to view. From outside their living room window I watched as Arianna then grabbed a big banana and slowly slid that thing inside her like it was the first hard dick she had every seen. I kept on watching until she came loudly and lay back exhausted from her efforts. Ever the opportunist, I then decided it was time to ring the doorbell and greet her with my weiner in my hands. Arianna opened the door slowly and simply got on her knees to give me the best bj of my entire life!

My girlfriend, Betty, is a real pervert.  She loves trying to shock me but she’s learning that I’m just as large of a perv as she is.  1 day we were making a salad to go with our dinner when she grabbed the cucumber I was about to cut up and started licking and slobbing at it.  Pretty soon she was slobbing that thick veggie as far into her mouth as she could handle.  Her eyes were full of mischief and I new she was looking for trouble. 

I warned her that she was asking for it but she either really wanted it or she didn’t believe me.  Well, she believed me real fast when I picked her up and put her on the table and tugged her panties off.  Her muff was nice and juicy and when I pressed it against her hole it sucked it up.  As I pressed against her puss more and more I started licking at her clit and she was moaning like insane.  Pretty soon she started bucking her hips against me and she came with great intensity.

The last time I walked down the produce aisle at my local supermarket I got the surprise of my life. I had been watching this hot small Asian beauty for about 10 minutes and was following her around trying to dream up some clever pick up line. While she was getting some carrots and cucumbers my thoughts immediately turned to fucking what I imagined to be a very hot cunt. She was choosing her veggies pretty carefully so I figured I might as well get as kinky as possible and dl how that might go over. As she handled the cucumber I leaned over and bet her that her ho couldn’t handle a man meat that size. She just smiled and told me she had taken many bigger veggies inside her wet love tunnel.

I waited for her out in the parking lot and when we met again I suggested we go check out her newly purchased vegetables at my place just down the street. She agreed and soon I was watching this sexy cunt stuff carrots and celery deep into shaved snatch. I stroked out my man meat and it wasn’t long before she had it in her hands. After giving me a smooth wet suckjob I took my freshly polished peen and nailed her tight butt until she came with a moan I had never heard before. Shopping for groceries will never be the same again!

There are chickz out there that like good old vanilla sex. They like missionary, they’ll suck wang if they have to, and they might try doggie style if they are feeling adventurous. Those are not my kinda chickz. Personally, I like freaky girls that are into all sorts of different things. I like a woman that isn’t afraid of exploring her boundaries or getting insane in the bedroom – or in the car, in the park, or where ever the mood might hit her. This babe is totally into experimentation. She loves to play with her puss and her newest thing is finding weird and bizarre objects to fuck herself with. So far she’s found that veggies, beer bottles, kitchen utensils, and stuffed toys make awesome fuck toys and her pussy really likes the different sizes and textures. Yesterday she was in the bathroom giving her clit a work over with a toothbrush while she filled her vagina with her curling iron!

I was working on the highway in the middle of nowhere last summer making sure the Interstate was in good shape for the winter. Most of us guys would hang around the hotel bar all night drinking and telling all sorts of stories. After a week or so of this I decided that maybe I should get my backside out of the bar at night and find myself a real live woman – not some fictional babe my buddies kept talking about. It didn’t take me long to get to the closest tiny town and boy was I in for a amazing time!

This chick just came up to my truck and told me to lose my clothes and bring one of those orange pylons with me. I was game for anything with this gorgeous tiny whore so I grabbed a pylon and before I knew it that damn thing was buried deep inside her puss as she spread her legs wide for me!

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I was working on the highway in the middle of nowhere last summer making sure the Interstate was in good shape for the winter. Most of us guys would hang around the hotel bar all night drinking and telling all sorts of stories. After a week or so of this I decided that maybe I should get my backside out of the bar at night and find myself a real live woman – not some fictional babe my buddies kept talking about. It didn’t take me long to get to the closest tiny town and boy was I in for a amazing time!

This chick just came up to my truck and told me to lose my clothes and bring one of those orange pylons with me. I was game for anything with this gorgeous tiny whore so I grabbed a pylon and before I knew it that damn thing was buried deep inside her puss as she spread her legs wide for me!

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I saw how this small hottie was checking me out at the mall the other day so I decided to stop what I was doing and follow her around for awhile. It was a lil boring at first but then she realized what I was up to and the fun began. At the end of the mall is a grocery store and she led me down the produce aisle with a huge grin on her face.

I knew where this was headed and I couldn’t wait to get my hand on some of those veggies and really fuck her yummy puss with them. I bought some that she didn’t view for later that night and when I finally introduced myself we were long past petite talk. Our eyes said it all and as I followed her car back to her place my peen was almost as large as the veggies I had prepared for her juicy ho.

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The last time Ashley went to the local market she wasn’t there for anything to eat but to find something that would substitute nicely for a rock hard boner. She had been burned by a couple of different guys over the past couple of months and thought that maybe fucking an inanimate object would be the answer to her troubles. Ashley had long tired of her vibrators and other sex toys so today was a manhunt for something thick, long and hard.

It didn’t take more than five minutes for Ashley to find exactly what she was looking for. She hurriedly grabbed a couple of other meaningless items so she wouldn’t look like a freak when paying and then sped home as quick as she could. Once on her bed she grabbed a twelve inch cucumber and starting to give this thing a blow job like it was her favorite penis. Dripping with wetness Ashley then slid that baby deep into her slut until she exploded in ecstasy!

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As soon as I got back from being away on business I noticed that my girlfriend wasn’t home which was rather odd as I hadn’t seen her in two weeks. After checking out the upstairs bedrooms I came back down and somehow in that short time she had turned the dining room table into my own personal all u can eat buffet. Diana was a sight for sore eyes in her pink top and panties just sitting on the table waiting for me to come and eat her puss.

Diana then pulled out some of my tools from the garage and told me not to worry. She said the only thing that was broken was her snatch and she was begging me to eat her out and then stretch her ho wide with some of my big wrenches. I was a petite taken aback at first but it didn’t take me long to get into it and soon she was coming all over me!

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