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Asian Slut Gets Stuffed with Veggies

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The last time I walked down the produce aisle at my local supermarket I got the surprise of my life. I had been watching this hot small Asian beauty for about 10 minutes and was following her around trying to dream up some clever pick up line. While she was getting some carrots and cucumbers my thoughts immediately turned to fucking what I imagined to be a very hot cunt. She was choosing her veggies pretty carefully so I figured I might as well get as kinky as possible and dl how that might go over. As she handled the cucumber I leaned over and bet her that her ho couldn’t handle a man meat that size. She just smiled and told me she had taken many bigger veggies inside her wet love tunnel.

I waited for her out in the parking lot and when we met again I suggested we go check out her newly purchased vegetables at my place just down the street. She agreed and soon I was watching this sexy cunt stuff carrots and celery deep into shaved snatch. I stroked out my man meat and it wasn’t long before she had it in her hands. After giving me a smooth wet suckjob I took my freshly polished peen and nailed her tight butt until she came with a moan I had never heard before. Shopping for groceries will never be the same again!

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Freaky Chickz and Freaky Insertions

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There are chickz out there that like good old vanilla sex. They like missionary, they’ll suck wang if they have to, and they might try doggie style if they are feeling adventurous. Those are not my kinda chickz. Personally, I like freaky girls that are into all sorts of different things. I like a woman that isn’t afraid of exploring her boundaries or getting insane in the bedroom – or in the car, in the park, or where ever the mood might hit her. This babe is totally into experimentation. She loves to play with her puss and her newest thing is finding weird and bizarre objects to fuck herself with. So far she’s found that veggies, beer bottles, kitchen utensils, and stuffed toys make awesome fuck toys and her pussy really likes the different sizes and textures. Yesterday she was in the bathroom giving her clit a work over with a toothbrush while she filled her vagina with her curling iron!

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Construction Worker’s Dream Babe

I was working on the highway in the middle of nowhere last summer making sure the Interstate was in good shape for the winter. Most of us guys would hang around the hotel bar all night drinking and telling all sorts of stories. After a week or so of this I decided that maybe I should get my backside out of the bar at night and find myself a real live woman – not some fictional babe my buddies kept talking about. It didn’t take me long to get to the closest tiny town and boy was I in for a amazing time!

This chick just came up to my truck and told me to lose my clothes and bring one of those orange pylons with me. I was game for anything with this gorgeous tiny whore so I grabbed a pylon and before I knew it that damn thing was buried deep inside her puss as she spread her legs wide for me!

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Construction Worker’s Dream Babe

I was working on the highway in the middle of nowhere last summer making sure the Interstate was in good shape for the winter. Most of us guys would hang around the hotel bar all night drinking and telling all sorts of stories. After a week or so of this I decided that maybe I should get my backside out of the bar at night and find myself a real live woman – not some fictional babe my buddies kept talking about. It didn’t take me long to get to the closest tiny town and boy was I in for a amazing time!

This chick just came up to my truck and told me to lose my clothes and bring one of those orange pylons with me. I was game for anything with this gorgeous tiny whore so I grabbed a pylon and before I knew it that damn thing was buried deep inside her puss as she spread her legs wide for me!

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