Dildo Festival

I have to admit - I’m one of the horniest chickz I’ve ever known.  All of my girlfriends complain about how all their guys think about is fucking and I only wish I could meet a dude that could keep up with me.  So far, I haven’t so I’ve gotten a petite creative over the years trying to satisfy my lust.

I’ve found out that there are a lot more things out there that can get me off.  Sure, I use my fingers and I have a whole dong box under my bed.  But sometimtes I just want something werid and freaky.  One morning I was in the bathroom getting prepared for work and just as I was about to plug in my curling iron I noticed what a amazing shape it had.  And it opened and closed!  Well before I even thought twice about it I was fucking my every juicy puss with it.  It was so hard and smooth and long!  It felt awesome.  And when I opened it up I could stretch my kunt really nicely and that made me even hotter.  It didn’t take long before I was bent over the tub with that curling iron in my gash and cumming quick.  When I looked around, I realized there are all sorts of fuckable objects in the bathroom!

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I’ve fucked a lot of babes in the past few years - hell, I’m sowing my insane oats!  And some were just vanilla chickz and boring as hell.  But there are some that I will never forget.  There have been some pretty freaky chickz and those are the ones I remember.

I remember this 1 girl very vividly - what the hell was her name?  Oh well, doesn’t really matter.  Anyway, she had a fetish that blew my mind.  She had a thing for veggie fucking.  Yes, she loved my cock but she really loved it when I’d come over with a bag of produce from the supermarket.  She knew then that we were in for a fun night.  Her favorite veggie was eggplant.  Really!  She loved it when I would fuck her with 1 of those babies.  Nice and thick, stretched her skank pretty good.  One night I tied her up and teased her with carrots and cucumbers for a bit.  Then I brought out the eggplant. 

I really had to force that bugger into her snatch because it was pretty thick at the end.  But once I got it in there I just sat back and watched.  She couldn’t move her hands at all even though she wanted to fuck herself with it.  Instead, she used her pussy muscles and squeezed that thing until it was moving back in forth in lil motions.  I sat there stroking my boner until I couldn’t stand it any more.  Then I went over there, stroked that veggie out in once swift movement and rammed my peen home.  With her pussy all stretched out like that I could fuck her as hard as I wanted and she loved every second of it.

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